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We couldn't have been more thrilled to find out
that Amsterdam had bagels! |
Today we slept in...really late! Last night was really fun, so we needed to get some sleep to recover. I had done some research on Amsterdam prior to coming, and honestly, didn't really come up with much. The websites I typically go to usually give me the Top 10 things to do in each city, but there were only five for Amsterdam. It's a beautiful city, where a lot of fun things are legal :), but that much to do! So it was almost nice being able to sleep in and not feel guilty about missing out on some sites. We left the hotel around 11:30 to meet up with some boys from the Heineken Brewery. We got there right at 12, but we decided we were hungry, so we went to grab some BAGELS. Yes, the Netherlands have bagels. What a wonderful surprise. We passed a shop called Bagels and Beans and stopped with zero hesitation. We sat down outside at a table with dirty dishes, in hopes that the waiter would clear them once he saw us. No such luck. He acknowledged we were there, then proceeded to wait about 20 minutes before clearing the dishes in front of us. We had stacked the dishes to make it easier for him to clear, and the only thing he said upon coming up to us was, "Just so you know, stacking dishes makes my life a lot harder." Um, ok asshole? I don't see how that could possibly be true. Seven plates aren't going to fit on your tiny little tray unless you stack them? After he gathered the plates, he just stared at us. Apparently he wanted us to give him our order, but it was a very unclear, awkward encounter. No "Hi, how are you guys today?" or "What can I get you guys?" Just a stare. It then took 45 minutes for him to bring us our bagels. Really? 45 minutes!!!! European service never ceases to amaze me. It really is crazy how terrible it is.
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Entrance to the Heineken Brewery |
Afterwards, we walked back to the Heineken Brewery, where we happen to run into the guys from last night, even though we were both an hour and a half late, and one of Emily's friends from home! Such a small world. We all paid the 15E to get in, then began the "Heineken Experience." First of all, the museum was HUGE. And it was super cool. Daddy, you would have loved it :) I was thinking about you the entire time! They took us through every stage of brewing process, and we even went into this virtual brewing room, where they "brewed" us. We watched a movie while we were on a moving ground that spun us in circles like we were being brewed, then showered us with water and other ingredients, then blew hot air as we were being "cooked." It was pretty cool. We learned about how the Heineken logo came to be, how the Heineken bottle came to be, and all the changes over the years.
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Kristen, Emily, and I at the Heineken Brewery |

Heineken was founded by Gerard Adriaan Heineken (see right) in 1864. He actually knew nothing about brewing beer when he bought the company, but he was an ambitious entrepreneur who was determined to sell the best beer man can make. The most monumental change the Heineken company ever made was their switch to bottom-fermenting yeast in 1869. This yeast is still the key ingredient in Heineken, and is what gives the beer its gold color. Below is the different Heineken logos over the years. The most recent Heineken logo has "E's" that "smile." The CEO of Heineken thought the smiling E's made the logo more attractive to women.
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The logos |
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The four ingredients in Heineken:
Water, barley, hops, and yeast |
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Emily, Kristen, and I at the Heineken Brewery |
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The "Heineken Horses" |
The "Heineken Horses" are kept in the museum. It made the whole place smell like a barn, but they are apparently very symbolic of the beginning of Heineken. "These" horses would carry the kegs of Heineken all over the city, thus spreading its popularity early on. In the middle of the tour, we all got some free beers. (Well, not really free, because we paid 15E to get in). They told everyone how to "drink beer like a man." They said that the reason most women don't like beer, is because they drink it like they are drinking wine or champagne: with their pinky up and take really small sips. Well when you do this with beer, you are only tasting the foam, which has no yeast in it. You need to take full swigs in order to taste all the yummy ingredients. Noted!
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Couch parties in Amsterdam |
Afterwards, we got a few more free beers, toured around a little more, then headed out. It was a beautiful day outside, so we wanted to enjoy it! As we were walking around, we saw a bunch of kids taking their couch from their living room, and hauling it to a little bridge, then just drop it, and start partying. It was like the opening scene to a movie! They invited us over to come hang with them, so we did, and everything was kind of a colorful blur from there. We all roamed the streets for about three hours, enjoying the prettiness of Amsterdam :)
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Pretty canals in Amsterdam |
You hear about Coffee Shops in Amsterdam selling weed, but we didn't really know what to expect. There are literally coffee shops every two stores, and you walk in, they hand you a menu of solely marijuana, and its as easy as that. Oh, and there is no coffee at these coffee shops. You have to go to a cafe if you want coffee. We walked in, made some purchases, and moved on :) It's so weird to me that these kinds of things are actually legal. I just don't understand why any city would ever allow it. It can't be good for society. It is 100% counter productive. No one does anything of importance after they smoke weed? So, why any society would allow it is beyond me.
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Emily's friend from home doing the dirty work because we
didn't know how |
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The sketchy coffee shop we went to.
Pretty much every shop in Amsterdam looks like
a college guys dorm room. Terribly decorated,
dirty, and smells like weed. |
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Making my mark in Amsterdam :) |
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My terrible dinner on Saturday night |
Afterwards, we went to grab some dinner. Earlier that day we had seen a Pancake House, and we couldn't wait to get some pancakes! Pancakes are pretty difficult to mess up, so we were super excited! However, of course, we were completely let down. A CREPE IS NOT A PANCAKE! I ordered a banana pancake, hoping for a stack of fluffy pancakes filled with yummy bananas, and instead I got a thin, disgusting crepe with half a banana sliced on top of it. And it was completely covered in brown sugar. What is that? I don't want that. I ate 1/4 of it and was really angry about every bite. And not to mention, it was 10E. For one terrible crepe. The whole situation was just so typical though, so we really weren't that shocked. After dinner, we were all SO tired, but we had to make it till midnight for Emily's birthday. We went to another coffee shop, got some drinks, and hung out till midnight. While it wasn't a typical rage, get completely wasted, 21st birthday for her, it was still awesome. We all had so much fun all day; Amsterdam is like a whole new world. When the clock finally stuck midnight, I bought her a tequila shot even though she totally didn't want it, then we headed home. And we all got the best night sleep of our lives that night. We were exhausted.
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Kristen, Emily, and I on Saturday night in Amsterdam |